Guido Ledpipe

Gender: male

Pronouns: he/him

Age: 44

Purple: no

The token mafia boss that every series has, like the Simpsons. That's right, Toilet Paper is better than the Simpsons! The golden age? WRONG! Toilet Paper surpasses every beloved Simpsons episode, even Homer's Enemy! You heard me, HOMER'S ENEMY ISN'T EVEN THAT SPECIAL! FUCK YOU!